Wednesday, January 23, 2008

This Will Suck

This will suck. I suggest that you read no further. It's a waste of your time.

I will not update this blog regularly. I don't particularly enjoy communicating with other people or sharing my thoughts. I'm generally too busy to write. Even if I do have time, I'd much rather surf the internet or watch tv or ride my bicycle.

I don't have anything particularly interesting to say, either. If I've thought of it, you, or someone just like you, has already thought of it. I have no interesting perspectives on politics, law, reality, or computer science. I'm only mildly interested in sports. I'm not witty, and I don't know how to turn a phrase.

Everything interesting about the nature of human beings in the western hemisphere was already written down by some guy around the end of the 16th century. Non-western human nature? I have no idea.

Want to learn about computers? Try reading wikipedia. Those guys seem to know something about them.

I say these things not as an apology, but as a warning. It ist the truth. Use your time more effectively. Go outside. Read a book. Watch tv. Listen to the radio. Have a cocktail.

Trust me.